I am Sam I am, oh yes I am that silly Sam I am. From fantastical fandoms to rants, always remember that life finds a way. It always has and always will ♥
I make too many jokes, cry over too many fandoms, and love with all of my heart. I'm happier than ever. Especially because of this mexican fellow I am in love with...To Eternity and Beyond... and Potato ♥

I'm attempting to get into more cosplaying, so look out for more Cecil and Jinx from Lol!

Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I’m dancing right beside you
And it looked like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I’ve waited so long

Don’t stop, come a little closer
As we jam the rhythm gets stronger
There’s nothing wrong with just a little, little fun
We were dancing all night long

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themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

sophmore-stumpp:

KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER

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TWICE FOR THE SON

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THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST

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smileharlequin:

Batman: Arkham Origins

The Joker

(gifs not mine)

haelwings:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the tiny book of tiny stories vol. 2 ()
Running Free #cuteness  #stressless #ironmaiden #uptheirons

Running Free #cuteness #stressless #ironmaiden #uptheirons

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

Anonymous said: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING